All Good Snapes

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

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sneverussape
sanctuary-angel

Goblet of Fire

I find it quite surprising how underrated the memory of Igor Kararoff was when he was interrogated during his trial.

Out of desperation to exonerate himself, he begins to list multiple Death Eaters and their crimes.

But in a last-ditch effort, he names his last one before Barty Crouch Jr's - Severus Snape. As a last thought, he is the final one to be ushered.

And the best thing about this? ...He couldn't even list a single one of his crimes, except for his remaining faithful to the Lord Voldemort.

But he still doesn't list his actual crimes.

No list of torture, or murder. Nothing else.

And this scene quite nicely compliments Severus' conversation with Bellatrix during the Unbreakable Vow chapter, later in the story.

'Slithering out of action' while the rest ran dangers.

So none of this 'Snape tortured, r*ped, and murdered mass amounts of people' kind of garbage the snaters say. Two high-profile DEs couldn't even assign him a crime. Three, if you count Narcissa who was with Bellatrix.

severus snape
sashaforthewin
capnsoapy

it's good for your mental health to have mutuals who are wildly horny about kinks which do nothing at all for you

capnsoapy

this is both as in. sometimes you will realise that actually these kinks do do something for you and that can be very eye-opening and liberating

and also as in. sometimes you will hear someone decry these kinks as indicative of moral failing, and being friends with people like this makes you immune to that sort of knee-jerk outrage

vsilas
andhumanslovedstories

Do you ever eat popcorn out of the palm of your own hand with such ardent desperation that you feel like both a wild horse and the gentle schoolgirl feeding it treats to gain its affection 

andhumanslovedstories

Hey there guys. It’s me, in 2022, commenting on this post from 2016. There’s been a lot of people on this site lately being like “oooh no don’t make viral uwu I’m so pathetic, little, and defenseless and my poor notifications can’t handle 10k reblogs” well first of all ALL of us are pathetic, little, and defenseless and secondly none of our notifications can handle 10k reblogs and thirdly I’m not a coward and I think this should have a million notes. Not because of its own merit as a post, I just think it’d be funny if when I turn 30 this year and I reflect on the greatest accomplishments of my life thus far, I have to at least consider putting “famous tumblr popcorn post” on the list

andhumanslovedstories

Hey there guys. It’s me, in 2023, in May specifically, I’m 30 and for the record it rules, I had a lil aging crisis and now I’m past that and I’m just like goddamn it is great being in my thirties and I had a wonderful birthday NO THANKS TO YOU GUYS

actually, much thanks to you guys. Some of you were inspiringly crazy about this post. Frankly you worked harder for this than I did, and your efforts were touching and inspiring and funny and yet we STILL FAILED. GUYS WE GOTTA PUT OUR EYES BACK ON THE BALL. We have ehhh about six months before I turn the big three-one, which is actually the most important birthday because now you’re in your thirties For Real, and I personally can’t think of a better way to ring in my 31st year of life than by trying and failing to do something that I was hoping to knock out in my twenties.

fleursdesmorts

eurphrasie asked:

did you ever consider becoming a literary writer rather than a fantasy writer? w

neil-gaiman answered:

I don’t think I ever wanted to be anything more than a storyteller and a writer. Other people can decide where the books get shelved.

thenightling

@eurphrasie​  That felt rude.  Since when is fantasy not literature?!

gholateg

You know, It's kind of fitting that It was Sir Terry Pratchett himself who answered this question in an interview, just going to paste this up real fast:

O: You’re quite a writer. You’ve a gift for language, you’re a deft hand at plotting, and your books seem to have an enormous amount of attention to detail put into them. You’re so good you could write anything. Why write fantasy?

Pratchett: I had a decent lunch, and I’m feeling quite amiable. That’s why you’re still alive. I think you’d have to explain to me why you’ve asked that question.

O: It’s a rather ghettoized genre.

P: This is true. I cannot speak for the US, where I merely sort of sell okay. But in the UK I think every book— I think I’ve done twenty in the series— since the fourth book, every one has been one the top ten national bestsellers, either as hardcover or paperback, and quite often as both. Twelve or thirteen have been number one. I’ve done six juveniles, all of those have nevertheless crossed over to the adult bestseller list. On one occasion I had the adult best seller, the paperback best-seller in a different title, and a third book on the juvenile bestseller list. Now tell me again that this is a ghettoized genre.

O: It’s certainly regarded as less than serious fiction.

P: (Sighs) Without a shadow of a doubt, the first fiction ever recounted was fantasy. Guys sitting around the campfire— Was it you who wrote the review? I thought I recognized it— Guys sitting around the campfire telling each other stories about the gods who made lightning, and stuff like that. They did not tell one another literary stories. They did not complain about difficulties of male menopause while being a junior lecturer on some midwestern college campus. Fantasy is without a shadow of a doubt the ur-literature, the spring from which all other literature has flown. Up to a few hundred years ago no one would have disagreed with this, because most stories were, in some sense, fantasy. Back in the middle ages, people wouldn’t have thought twice about bringing in Death as a character who would have a role to play in the story. Echoes of this can be seen in Pilgrim’s Progress, for example, which hark back to a much earlier type of storytelling. The epic of Gilgamesh is one of the earliest works of literature, and by the standard we would apply now— a big muscular guys with swords and certain godlike connections— That’s fantasy. The national literature of Finland, the Kalevala. Beowulf in England. I cannot pronounce Bahaghvad-Gita but the Indian one, you know what I mean. The national literature, the one that underpins everything else, is by the standards that we apply now, a work of fantasy.

Now I don’t know what you’d consider the national literature of America, but if the words Moby Dick are inching their way towards this conversation, whatever else it was, it was also a work of fantasy. Fantasy is kind of a plasma in which other things can be carried. I don’t think this is a ghetto. This is, fantasy is, almost a sea in which other genres swim. Now it may be that there has developed in the last couple of hundred years a subset of fantasy which merely uses a different icongraphy, and that is, if you like, the serious literature, the Booker Prize contender. Fantasy can be serious literature. Fantasy has often been serious literature. You have to fairly dense to think that Gulliver’s Travels is only a story about a guy having a real fun time among big people and little people and horses and stuff like that. What the book was about was something else. Fantasy can carry quite a serious burden, and so can humor. So what you’re saying is, strip away the trolls and the dwarves and things and put everyone into modern dress, get them to agonize a bit, mention Virginia Woolf a few times, and there! Hey! I’ve got a serious novel. But you don’t actually have to do that.

(Pauses) That was a bloody good answer, though I say it myself.

Have to say I agree with the man.

lurlur

It's the casual death threat for me

mckitterick
noctivae

friendly reminder that findtags is the best way to search tumblr’s absolutely destroyed tag system. it actually accurately looks through the tags without omitting results. it’s the only thing i use at this point because it’s the only thing that works

seiya234

i was today years old learning about this and it’s great!

mckitterick

here’s the new link:

now if they make searching tags on specific blogs, it’ll be perfect!

elsart
ham-tuitui

in 1961, human went to space for the first time. and in 1998, the first iss component was launched. however, in the meantime you came to and left the world quietly. it makes me sad everytime I think about it. so I made this astronaut au😖 wish you could live in a broader world and explore the unknown with your courage...

happy birthday!

p1:from left to right: snape, hooch, sprout, flitwick, sinistra

p6: green light is shining over the sky. don't worry, it's just aurora.

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severus snape
sashaforthewin
fortyninemercury

I feel like this is another thing "history" has lied about.


These guys were plenty agile.

qsycomplainsalot

It is absolutely the case, and keep in mind you're watching the absolute peak level of craftsmanship that went into plate armor, this is a very late example with every joint covered by minutely articulated telescoping plate. Most plate armor throughout history just had those covered by maille, which is straight up flexible.
Medieval people were smarter than people often gives them credit for, blacksmiths and armorers' craft was very respected and they understood that protection could not come at the expense of mobility for martial prowess.

armor
mckitterick
biscuitsandspices

Encouragment for writers that I know seems discouraging at first but I promise it’s motivational-



• Those emotional scenes you’ve planned will never be as good on page as they are in your head. To YOU. Your audience, however, is eating it up. Just because you can’t articulate the emotion of a scene to your satisfaction doesn’t mean it’s not impacting the reader. 



• Sometimes a sentence, a paragraph, or even a whole scene will not be salvagable. Either it wasn’t necessary to the story to begin with, or you can put it to the side and re-write it later, but for now it’s gotta go. It doesn’t make you a bad writer to have to trim, it makes you a good writer to know to trim.



• There are several stories just like yours. And that’s okay, there’s no story in existence of completely original concepts. What makes your story “original” is that it’s yours. No one else can write your story the way you can.



• You have writing weaknesses. Everyone does. But don’t accept your writing weaknesses as unchanging facts about yourself. Don’t be content with being crap at description, dialogue, world building, etc. Writers that are comfortable being crap at things won’t improve, and that’s not you. It’s going to burn, but work that muscle. I promise you’ll like the outcome.

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